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11 σχόλια:
re tsekare th mounara apenanti me koitaei synexei ti na kanw na paw na ths milhsw h les na exei gomeno?
baaa me kana vlaka tha ta exei gia ayto einai mounara..
re de nomizw ayth th vlepw na einai swsth,de fainetai na einai zwo..
re akou me xerw ti sou lew stadar me kana vlaka tha einai...
e de sto pa natos o malakas
OXI RE FILE o stergiopoulos den einai aytos?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7HHFf3YkBA&feature=related
[mia diaisthisi megali.gia simera to vrady.eixa.ap t amaksi katevainw. se ena baraki mpainw k menw. to tsigaro sou kratouses kai taxa adiaforouses.pethainw...afou to kseroume s aresw k m areseis.yparxoun oi katalliles proypotheseis. gia na perasoume mia teleia vradia emeis oi dyo. agkaliasmenoi.ki apolytws trelamenoi.k olo i thermokrasia.dwmatiou na anevainei..ouououa!ki anevainei!]
You learn a lot working at a bar...
"Can I get a glass of white Zinfandel." (female)
(I'm easy.)
"Can I get a glass of white Zinfandel." (male)
(I'm gay.)
"Can I have a white Russian?" (female)
(I'm really easy.)
"Can I have a white Russian?" (male)
(I'm really gay.)
Excuse Me." (male to male)
(Get the fuck out of the way.)
"Excuse Me." (male to female)
(I am going to grope you now.)
"Excuse Me." (female to male)
(Don't even think about groping me, just get the fuck out of the way.)
"Excuse Me." (female to female)
(Move your fat ass. Who do you think you are anyway? You are not all that,
missy, and don't think for one minute that you are. Coming in here dressing
like a ho...Get your eyes off of my man, or I'll slap you, bitch, like the
slut you are.)
- Exoun trelathei oi gkomenes re malaka..
- Ti re malaka?
- Exw vrei egw mia re malaka..olo souksou mouksou k istoria kai apo meli tpt..
- Ti le re malaka?
- Opws sta lew..kai ma mou sou tou..kai piri piri..kai oxi mi..Ti mou to paizeis parthenopi kyra m? les kai de ta kseroume ta xairia s..
- Ti le re malaka?
- Nai re malaka..exei faei skalwma i gkomena..
- Ti sou tyxe re malaka..?
- Gamise ta i douleia re malaka..
- Toulaxiston travaei to amaksi?
- Ase malaka..piga sto mpampi gia zantes re malaka kai me to pou kanw na fygw me stamatane oi mpatsoi re malaka..
- Ela re malaka..
- Nai re megali fasi to skiniko.. Kanw dyo sfines kai 8 xeirofrena kai se 7 lepta re malaka imoun korydallo..
- Eisai megalos re malaka..
- Vazw kai gonidi sto terma sto kainourio ixosystima kai peftane ta gkomenakia sto etsi re malaka..
- O gauros poso irthe re malaka?
- Tous ta pirame ola re man, fysaei i omada..
- Pw..pali kouva re malaka..
- Wx malaka..
- Ti re?
- Paw gym malaka ksexasa tis prwteines kai me kozarei gkomena..
- Ti malakas eisai re malaka...
Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family.
Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars,
compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good
health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed
interest mortage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your
friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a
three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics.
Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning.
Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing
game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose
rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable
home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up
brats you spawned to replace yourself.
Choose your future.
Choose life.
NICE GUY EDDIE
Okay, everybody cough up green for
the little lady
NICE GUY EDDIE
C'mon, throw in a buck.
MR. WHITE
Uh-uh. I don't tip.
NICE GUY EDDIE
Whaddaya mean you don't tip?
MR. WHITE
I don't believe in it.
NICE GUY EDDIE
You don't believe in tipping?
MR. WHITE
I don't tip because society says I
gotta. I tip when somebody
deserves a tip. When somebody
really puts forth an effort, they
deserve a little something extra.
But this tipping automatically,
that shit's for the birds. As far
as I'm concerned, they're just
doin their job.She didn't do
anything special.
MR. BLONDE
What's something special, take ya
in the kitchen and suck your dick?
NICE GUY EDDIE
I'd go over twelve percent for
that.
MR. BLONDE
So you don't care that they're
counting on your tip to live?
MR. WHITE
So's working at McDonald's, but
you don't feel the need to tip
them. They're servin ya food, you
should tip em. But no, society
says tip these guys over here, but
not those guys over there. That's
bullshit.
MR. ORANGE
He's convinced me. Give me my
dollar back.
mpakouris: Pw re file nomizw pws me koitazei
filos mpakouri pou goustarei na blepei ton filo tou na trwei lapa: Xwsou re malaka den ti blepeis liwnei gia sena
mpakouris: Dikio exeis. Toxw toxw. Diko mou einai diko mou.
filos mpakouri pou goustarei na blepei ton filo tou na trwei lapa:Ante re pigene se perimenei.
mpakouris: Nai re toxw leme. Pwpw mouskema einai mouskema.
filos mpakouri pou goustarei na blepei ton filo tou na trwei lapa:Re malaka feugei!!!
mpakouri: tin eklasa mwre........
μοιάζει για στρωτό νμπαρ, αλλά δεν ξερω αν εκει κάνεις δοκιμές ποτών. Τι δοκιμάζεις συνήθως; Εχεις ρωτήσει αν τα ποτά τους ειναι γνήσια ή μήπως ειναι μπομπες και πάθουν ζημιά τα μάτια σας; Στο Βώλο θα πιουμε κανενα τσιπουρο και κανένα κονιάκ; Οχι ποτά με πολύ ζάχαρη, όπως τα λικερ που πίνει η Βικυ και η μαμά σου. Επίσης όταν πίνουμε, πάντα έχουμε ένα ποτηρι νερό για να φρεσκάρουμε το στόμα μας και το νεφρό μας. Επισης πίνουμε αφού έχουμεφάει κάτι με λαδάκι ή έχουμε βουτήξει λιγες μπουκιτσες σε λαδάκι ελιάς. Οχι ξερά! σκοτώνει ακόμα και ρινόκερω το μπαμ και κάτω.
kapsoyris i mpakoysis??baraki,potaki,sfinaki,xenyxti,methysi,kai paei legontas..ti psaxneis/?giati eisai edo?pali nystazo kai den goystaro na pao gia ypno..thelo na vgo kai na ta pio..monos?me parea?mporei na nai kai to idio..gyro moy apeiros kosmos..niotho san na mai monos..koitazo gyro..gkomenaki..skepseis..ta prota sxolia,ta prota vlemata..potaki..tsigaro..koitazo ksana..ti tha ginei pali apopse..na toy miliso?tha moy milisei?goystarei?mpa..poy na trexo tora?variemai kiolas..asto kai an den einai se fasi...kai an den einai free?gamise ta..poli skepsi gia 2 to proi..poy na trxo more..koitazo ksana gyro moy..kosmos..fasaria..moysiki..ki omos den akoyo tipota..potaki..sfinaki kai pali alli mia gyra..telika niotho kalitera..zalizomai?mpaaa...kala!synexizoyme ..potaki..sfinaki..tsigaraki.........tin epomeni ta idiaa
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